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Jokes on Blondes

Blondes in many cultures are seen as dumb.


How do blonde braincells die ?


A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?

Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row..

Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?

It's too hard to re-train them..

How do you drown a blond?
Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Why are jokes on blondes so short?

That men can understand them.

How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
Tell them a joke on Friday night !

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

How do you confuse a blonde?
You don't. They're born that way.

What's brown and red and black and blue?
 A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.

Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

Werner Schneider, 401 Buttercup Creek Blvd, Unit 501, Cedar Park, TX 78613